professional moon scavenger
RACMOON
He found the moon. He called dibs. Now he refuses to come back down.
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About
Night shift.
Zero stress.
RACMOON was supposed to steal snacks from a rooftop bin. He looked up, saw the moon, and decided it was probably unattended.
Now he treats every night like his personal balcony. One mug, one tail, one extremely suspicious plan.
Moon Cache
Very serious
research.
There is no master plan. There is only RACMOON staring at a screen until a line points vaguely upward.
His method is simple: snack, stare, point at moon, repeat.
moon confidence
92
actual research
17
snack reserves
74
Mini game
Steal the
moon.
RACMOON gets one clean grab per orbit. Hit GRAB when the moving marker reaches the glowing stash point. Five clean steals wins. Three misses and the moon calls security.
STOLEN 0/5
MISSES 0/3
wait for the orbit
MOON
